squat

noun - usually, any low area or object to sit down on, like a designated area on the ground, a tree stump, or a bottom step (stoop). Nowadays, a squat can refer to anything you can sit on, e.g., bench, chair, stool.

verb - the act of sitting down.

noun - If someone leaves their seat, at a night club for example, you might ask, "let me get dis squat?"
noun - If you want a seat next to someone, on a bus for example, you might ask, "can I get dis squat?"

verb - after a long hike in the woods, one might say, "aw man! bump this! I'm about to squat for a few minutes."

by apbt July 6, 2023

Poppa squat

A shot of pineapple juice, lime juice, mint and tequila.

Person 1: Yo what kind of shots are we taking tonight
Person 2: How about poppa squats?

by Tbwaaaa September 29, 2021

Omaha Squat

Like the Carolina Squat, but with race cars shortly after launching. Most noticeable on cars with wheelie bars, sans wheels.

"Hey! Did you see Joey's Omaha Squat at The Equalizer Street Race in Kansas last week?"

by NopityNopelstein March 29, 2021

Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!

Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

squat cobbler

When a person, fully clothed mind you, sits on a pie and wiggles their ass around in it.

Dan's tears salted the lightly toasted meringue as he prepared to lower his buttocks for his first squat cobbler.

by toiletjocky August 30, 2016

Squat Dust

When one farts and then has to squat in to the area where they have farted in to. Next level is when you coerce someone to squat in the area in which you have farted.

I was getting ready to poop and as I sat down I violently farted while in my descent. “Dusting” thy self in thine own luscious fart. Hence forth the “squat dust” is born.

by Jonny mansport April 16, 2021

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around.

Also known as a full moon moon pie.

Mr. Wormhole's baseball cards were stolen, along with his squat cobbler videos.

by zomgx3 September 3, 2016