geek squad

The laughing stock of businesses in the PC world. Run by a bunch of idiots reading off Microsoft's website. Charging a whooping $90 for a simple harddrive format(no joke). Rivaled by Alienware as the biggest bunch of liars and scammers under the sun who claim to fix any problem but can't tell a graphics card from a sound card. Employees consist of 22-27 year old dropout losers who claim to be smart with PCs but in reality have as much knowledge as a pile of dogshit. Merged with Best Buy recently to become one ultimate corporate fuckstick. If you use Geek Squad you are a fucking idiot who doesn't deserve a PC and sucks major amounts of corporate dick.

Bringing your PC in to Geek Squad is the equivalent of getting your car repaired at a dealership.

See also: Crock of shit, scam, waste of money.

The very fact that the Geek Squad has been in business all these years really scares me and makes me wonder how many stupid people are actually out in this world.

by fuck you asshole May 20, 2007

Brick Squad Monopoly

A group of real niggaz coming together to monopolize the game.

I said my necklace iced out, my left wrist iced out. Wacka Flocka best stay out my lane cause I'm thugged out. Young Money Brick Squad Young Money Brick Squad Monopoly

by timeismonkey November 13, 2011

Derp Squad

A group of retards in a classroom or a platoon of retards being sent into battle ahead of the regular troops acting as human shields/decoys.

"Yo check that dumb-ass ova myah! He belongs in a Derp Squad no doubt!"

by VikeMe January 12, 2012

Flava, Blazin Squad

The buffest blazer eva!!

I luv ya!!!

by Els 4 Flava July 11, 2003

Don Squad

A group of three or more people associated with a person named Don or Donald. Don must be over 6 feet tall and lanky. Don Squad can apply to any group sports team, club, a group of friends etc.

We're the best--- Don Squad

by CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE March 17, 2009

Teen Girl Squad

Teen Girl Squad is series of animated toons created, drawn and voiced by StongBad, the guy with the big red boxing gloves.

Teen Girl Squad consist of :
Cheerleader
So and So
What's her Face
The Ugly One.

The series follows these teenage girls (13yo - 19yo) as they progress through school and phases.
Funny, a must watch if bored.

Find more at : htt p:// www. homest arrunner. co m/tgsm enu.html

Remove spaces and post it in the URL

"Teen Girl Squad" Quotes:

"ARROWED"
"Sooo Goood"
"MSG'D"
"I can count to purple backwards"
"Floordrummed!Stepmommed! PomPomed?"

by Mari~ November 18, 2009

Lol Squad

New Zealands top indoor football (soccer) team

Background:

The Lol Squad whose sole aim is to end world poverty, stop political oppression in the Imperial State of Latvia, catch Osama Bin Laden and occasionally play a friendly game of football. . . they have currently have achieved none of the above.

The Lol Squad - New Zealands famous football (soccer) team most famously pounded Christchurch Football Club 19-1 at a legend game at the Lol Squad's home ground Old Trafford (not to be confused with Man United's) the team list stands currently

GK: Kev English
D: Kate(Now injured with broken toe from too much toe sex)
D: Jess The Chav
M: Ashlin the Negro
M: Lyndon the chain smoking porn rat
S: Gregg (the captain and lead goal scorer)

Subsitutes:
Tom Fraiser (Mr. Fraiser's son)
Native Woody

Fan 1: "Go Lol Squad!"
Fan 2: "Oh do you game?"

by Dizposible November 27, 2006