National Honor Society

A cult that looks good on college applications

Literally every National Honor Society inductee that I knew agreed that it felt like a cult during the induction ceremony.

by Midnight Depresso April 14, 2022

Dirty Sofia

a Dirty Sofia is when four or more lesbians go out naked in public covered in pineapple juice pretending to eat each other's shit while sucking strangers fingers and asking them if they wanna go snort cocaina together.

"did you hear about the dirty sofiathat happened yesterday at the park? shit was crazy brah"

by 1i1_peep April 12, 2020

Midnight Society

Membership in a small group of men who have had sex with a neighborhood MILF and got home in the middle of the night undetected.

Holy shit Dave, I thought you were getting home so I dashed out the back door. It was cool though...I'm in the Midnight Society now. Hi to mom, bitch!

by Gabriel Donocan Gilchrist December 26, 2008

Euglossian Society

The Euglossian Society was formed when the Hesperian Society was forced to split into two groups that would become the Euglossian and the Philalethean Societies in 1913. The name Euglossian stems from a Greek term meaning "fluency of tongue" and our colors, purple and white, stand for royalty and purity. The Euglossian flowers are the purple violet for modesty and the white rose for majesty. Our motto is "Astra Castra Numen Lumen," which means "The stars our camping ground, divinity our light." Our mascot is the skunk and our letters are Epsilon Upsilon Gamma (EYΓ). Our slogan is "Modest, Pure, and Loving Quite," and we strive to live our lives accordingly. An important philosophy for all Euglossians is that we are "Eugnited but Eugnique." We celebrate each member's individuality, and at the same time rejoice in the common bond we share in the spirit of Euglossia.

As active members of the Heidelberg community, the Eugs participate in nearly all aspects of campus life: theater productions, various music ensembles, academic honoraries, WHEI radio/television, and athletic teams, to name a few. Our majors range from biology to education to psychology to music. We sponsor a blood drive each semester, as well as take part in other community service projects. We also hold social events, such as Spring Formal and the Purple Passion Party with the Heids (Nu Sigma Alpha).

Who's Eugs?
We're Eugs!
Who's Eugs?
We're Eugs!
Eug chant!
Eug-Eug-Eug-Eug, Eug-Eug!

Why is that girl over there eating so much?
Oh, she's in the Euglossian Society.
...Gotcha.

by everlongview April 25, 2011

Sobie

A person who enjoys the company of drunken or high people, and the atmosphere of parties where people are drunk or high, but neither drinks nor does drugs.

Any feeling of moral or ethical superiority on the part of the non-user disqualifies them from being called a sobie.

Also Sob, pronounced Soab, can be used for short.

He's a sobie, so he can drive us home, because the rest of us are in no condition.

by carpenoctum July 18, 2009

Burden on Society

Old people, the mentally handicapped, cripples, etc.

Guy 1: My mom sits around all day doing nothing soaking up my hard earned tax dollars.
Guy 2: What a Burden on Society. Sorry, just sayin'.
Guy 1: Why should you apologize? She's my mom. I'm sorry.

by Trexate January 12, 2011

80'sified

when you need to dress up in the 80's style and you dont have anything just call the local rock head.

see you tomorrow in 80's gear or ready to be 80'sified

by Sparky need Mt dew December 20, 2005