Soccer Mom Whippits

Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty

I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.

by Klitorissa December 31, 2015

Thai Soccer Team

A Thai Soccer Team is a poop that won’t come out or just a state of constipation.

Hey can we take that run later I’ve got a Thai soccer Team at the moment. I’m going to have a cup of coffee to help blow them out.

by Torbert July 14, 2018

Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans

Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!

by Haywired4 May 9, 2021

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

Messi League Soccer

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.

1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer

by Simon8989 June 8, 2023

baltimore bays soccer

only the best fucking soccer club ever

the baltimore bays are so rufous

the baltimore bays kick ass in soccer

by BananaHammock Jonas July 1, 2005

United States Soccer

A team of players that the entire world takes WAY too seriously. If a team barely wins it's awful group on pure luck and all the talking heads are saying what an accomplishment it is, it is OVER-RATED!!! If same team loses to an awful Ghana team in extra time, it is not a learning experience, it was a pathetic beatdown. Stop cheering and start booing!

Talking Head: In a close loss, the United States Soccer team comes away with memories and learnings.

Me: WHAT? THEY SUCK!!!

by EnglishBasterd233 June 29, 2010