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Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty
I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.
by Klitorissa December 31, 2015
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