snow on the roof

Gray hair on the head.

John had snow on the roof, but he still managed to date a lot of much younger women.

by Mamdfm May 10, 2015

snow chaos!!

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.

The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!

by 5$wds March 1, 2010

pre snow

The little bit of snow that you see just before the storm erupts.

Melissa tilted back her head, closed her eyes and caught a little bit of pre snow on her tongue.

by iam2eeyore December 8, 2009

Snow Pen

A penis used in the form of writing in the snow while urinating.

I wrote “I love you” in the snow to my mom the other day with my snow pen.

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Snow Chink

What you call Chinese people in the snow globe known as Canada.
Full title: Snow Chink Rice Farmer

Tim: Aaron is a fucking snow chink.

by ZoZx November 15, 2017

Dirty the snow

When a black man penetrate a white male smaller than him

Let’s play dirty the snow

by Hujkl July 12, 2021

Pissing in the snow

When you take a shot of cum, and then chase it with a mouthful of piss.

Me and the boys took a break from watching the I-500 international snowmobile race to go out into the snowy woods to start “Pissing in the snow.”

by El Booty Tickler April 9, 2023