smooth

A clothes iron.

Q: What happened to your face?

A: The bitch hit me with a smooth.

by Can't make this stuff up! November 28, 2009

Smoothie

code word for a girlfriend

I am tired of this current flavor of Smoothie, i think its time i get a new one

by lucas b1322 September 20, 2011

smoot

One who drinks too much, and works in classless places, too lazy to make well of themselves, but just settles for what they think pays. Not faithfull, is paranoid about the many lies they tell, and is way too hot tempered. crappy relationship material.

You know Smelly Smoot?

by Mrqdsde March 14, 2010

smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner

by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009

Smoothie

When you get roofied and wake up with no underwear and shaved completely smooth....

I dropped some Rohypnol (roofie) in her drink and gave her a smoothie...

Went from Shag carpet to laminate flooring *grins*

by Runcle Paul November 20, 2013

Sour Apple Smoothie

You eat it like its pussy but its a dick

#gay#weird# sour apple smoothie

by Christian Owens123 April 5, 2019

Smooter

Any name for vaginal/period blood/mucus/slickery substances.

That milf's smooter is dripping on the floor because she got fucked too hard

by k2steezy May 22, 2010