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Schrodinguzz

A girl who is simultaneously attractive and unattractive until the age is observed
There go the schrodinguzz. I’d say they’re bad but they might be underage
by Sneako14 May 22, 2025
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Schrödinger's President

He isn't the President if he's doing anything possibly illegal and he is the President should he get caught doing anything possibly illegal when he wasn't the President.
Trump was Schrödinger's President at his last Memecoin dinner.
by Mister Quimper May 25, 2025
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Schrodinger’s Rage Bait

When your friend says something a dumb “hot take”, but waits for the reaction of the group to claim it was rage bait.
Friend 1: why does Jake always say the dumbest takes in the group chat?
Friend 2: He thinks it’s funny to rage bait us, but he’s actually just stupid
Friend 1: Ah I get it, he waits to be called out to say he was just trying to get a rise out of us
Friend 2: exactly, it’s a Schrodinger’s Rage Bait
by Squidington May 29, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.
by SpinX22 June 1, 2025
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Schrodinger's Fan

A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"

"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
by Chemical potato June 2, 2025
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Schrödinger's Parking Stall

The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
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Schrodingers Apple

When a hot girl could be a guy unless proven otherwise. For example by the Adam's apple that can't be removed
Guy 1: that girl is hot
Guy 2: watchout that girl could be a schrodingers apple
by Iamgay light July 8, 2025
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