Spaghetti rule

If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.

-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.

- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.

-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.

by PreventMisconseptions May 18, 2023

Rule 732

If it exists it can rave/be raved with..

Furry/Brony nsfw Content

Rule 732 AppleDash bondage

Starfox Planet 732

mlp bdsm Rule 732

by Clopping NAtion February 17, 2017

rule 311

when you hear a 311 song and have to sing it out loud and dance while toking a bong!

ah shit its rule 311 love this song hand me the bong!

by yortrobatj February 16, 2014

rule 6383

in which you swich genders every 83 seconds

bro 1: why can't u stop switching genders every 83 seconds
bro 2: BECAUSE OF THE RULE 6383

by vicxkellin July 19, 2018

Dave rule

The Dave rule states that in a male dominated STEM field, in order to not appear sexist, the number of women in a department must be greater or equal to the number of Daves

I only got the job because of the Dave rule

by samgreg January 3, 2022

Dorm Rules

It's not gay if there's no eye contact

"Five knuckle shuffle?"
"Dorm rules!"

by Naughtopus May 24, 2019

floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.

"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"

by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006