cushion rule

The rule that there may be only one male per cushion on a couch. There is no limit to the number of females.

Hey man, can I pop a squat?

Nah man, we'd break the cushion rule.

by Adambom42 May 3, 2019

Dorm Rules

It's not gay if there's no eye contact

"Five knuckle shuffle?"
"Dorm rules!"

by Naughtopus May 24, 2019

Rule 91

If a trap remix of a song does not exist, make one. See Rule 90

Dude 1: "Hey there's no trap remix of this song!"
Dude 2: "Rule 91 dude."
Dude 1: "I should get to work then."

by Intergalactic crackwhore July 9, 2020

motorway rules

while on the motorway passenger must give driver a blow job (road head)

you want a lift mind motorway rules are in affect

by r1thm September 4, 2020

Midori Rule

The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.

Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.

Person B: but they're attractive..

Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit

Person B: I plead the Midori Rule

by catb0y0uma November 4, 2020

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

the only rule

If it can be taken advantage of, it will be taken advantage of.

The only reason that people get caught for insider trading is the only Rule.

by Semsolk December 8, 2017