purple clit

When almost sexually gets off but doesn't quite make it.
The female version of blue balls.

I had so much trouble getting my girlfriend off last night. She was so mad about getting purple clit that she refused to go down on me after.

by Quink September 6, 2007

purple rain

Purple is the color associated with royalty and the word "rain" is a play on or PUN of the word "reign." Therefore, "purple rain" means "royalty reign." Moreover, when one is in the purple rain, that one is in the HIGHEST state of consciousness such that only happiness exist in their state of mind. This allows the flow of Life, Source Energy, Infinite Intelligence aka GOD.

"I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain." Prince, The Artist

by She Majesty June 1, 2016

Purple helmet head

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008

Purple Headed Mushroom Slinger

Another name for my dick!

Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!

by robert1120 December 17, 2008

PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu

One who is awesome, has mad ninja skills, reads MLIA, hates MLIT, loves unicorns, Harry Potter, and dinosaurs, repeatedly looks for Waldo, and accepts any kind of mission from mysteryseeker.com.

Me: I am so PurpleNinjaDinosaurInAnOrangeTutu!
You: So am I!

by Meep O.o August 22, 2011

purpledebooboo

Pertaining to public bulletin boards, the act of accusing another poster of saying something nasty in a thread before that poster has even responded.

Mynah13 made a huge purpledebooboo when she claimed boris1976 called her a bitch without knowing that boris1976 is without an internet connection this week.

by Christianaut August 23, 2011

purple toe

an imaginary disease I made up to get out of work usually lasts one day... usually

Friend: hey you didn't go to work yesterday

Me: na man I had Purple Toe
Friend: ouch did it hurt

Me: no
Friend: is your toe still purple
Me: it was never was

Friend: oh ok? glad your feeling better
Me: thanks

by marc0fthebeast December 12, 2011