4 definition by Doctor myDongLong

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

"I got my dick swope over at your momma's house."

"Damn dipped my crown in the toilet again."
"Fucking doctors, this crown is the only thing they left me with."

In the past tense:
"My girl was swoping my junk(the depressing version of dong) then I blasted all the way threw the tonsils."
In the present tense:
"Swope it baby swope it."
In the future tense:
"You will swope it. Slut."