procrastinatist

What you are, So GTFO and do your work.

The procrastinatist goes and plays instead of doing his homework/work/duties.

You are a procrastinatist.

by DavidNaix December 8, 2010

procrastinature

A human state of mind or temperament signified by long bouts of indecision and uncertainty. The lifelong simmering inability to make a firm decision, and its' associated symptoms.

It was fortunate my drivers license was suspended, since I was having such trouble deciding where to road-trip for my holiday. Yes, those police really did my procrastinature a favor.

My! He really suffers his own procrastinature.

by magnet928 February 26, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

procrasterbating

the act of masturbating to put off an important activity

tyler; i had a paper due today but instead i spent the whole day procrasterbating

by mrgdawg111 November 6, 2012

Procrastihustlin'

Procrastinating to the extent that one gets so bored he/she is motivated to do work, not because work is due but because they have nothing better to do.

Friend: "Hey, what you up to, my dude?"

Hustla: "I'm just kickin' back procrastihustlin'."
Friend: "Oh fasho. Finally getting that essay finished?"

Hustla: "You already know."

by brandodoubleg November 18, 2014

Pre-Procrastination

The art of accepting the fact that you will wind up doing a task at the last minute, so an educated decision is made just not to bother with it now and complete the task at the last minute.

Pre-Procrastination:

Person 1: "Are you working on your assignment due next week?"
Person 2: "Nah I've Pre-Procrastinated to just work on it the night before."

by Andy and Sandy September 19, 2012

Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.

My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.

by Valkling October 9, 2020