potanist 

A person trained as a botanist, with a specific emphasis in the scientific study of Cannabis.

His thesis on the healing properties of Cannabis have cemented his place as a world-class potanist.

potanist by lavman August 5, 2010

mashed potato bowl 

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.

MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!

mashed potato bowl by Moyoya July 7, 2006

tornado potatoe

A tornado potatoe is when you take a raw or cooked potatoe and shove it up someones asshole in a twisting, tornado-like, motion.

Grab that potatoe out of the oven and give me a tornado potatoe.

Don't put too many toppings on that potatoe I'm using it for a tornado potatoe.

tornado potatoe by Billy LangHenry April 6, 2009

crotch potato 

similar to a couch potato. A way to describe a girl that does nothing but lays there while having sex.

Guy 1 Dude that girl didnt move at all when i was banging her

Guy 2 Dude she sounds like such a "crotch potato"

crotch potato by CDS the man from MD August 23, 2010

sweet potato hitler 

1. Donald Trump
2. President of the United States of America in 2017

Guess who has the most time on the news today!

Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler

sweet potato hitler by Ciel Phantomhive August 26, 2018

squatch-a-potamus 

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.

Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!

squatch-a-potamus by Kailley July 11, 2007

These mashed potatoes are so creamy. 

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

These mashed potatoes are so creamy. by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011