workout poser

someone who poses as someone who works out to help their personal self-esteem. Often thought to be males who walk around gyms not using the equipment, spending a lot of time at the gym but giving minimum effort. However since the "selfie" females are as common as men, taking full body pictures in the mirror without doing much (if anything) at all. Showing their online friends they are trying to get into shape (or why they stay in shape) without giving effort. Different ways of accomplishing the same goal. Building confidence at the gym without putting in work.

1st workoutaholic "bro, look at that girl. She's been here for a good half hour and hasn't done anything but stand by the mirror."
2nd workoutaholic "oh my god what a workout poser.."
2nd workoutaholic "if they spend the time actually working hard they'd feel a lot better than while their faking it."
1st workoutaholic "i know bro..i know."

by kid ak August 23, 2014

Skate Poser

Mani Hatz from CYMS. What I mean is someone who wears skate clothing (only the hype stuff) and can’t skate is a skate poser.

He is just like Mani Hatz, such a Skate Poser

by Don’t be a Mani Hatz poser November 28, 2017

Car Poser

when two faggots make sexy time in the back of there Dads Prius

Me and Kevin did a car poser last night

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

Ant poster

A " Ant poster " is usually a description of a forum user who posted or posts images or videos that are too small to view properly . The term can be seen on most forums that allow images or videos to be posted but is most commonly found on 4chan.

fucking ant posters man you cant even see whats going on.

by Morrowindguy200 May 12, 2019

Photo Poser

When you are a natural at posing for pictures.

You are great Photo Poser on Instagram.

by ThugZBunnny May 22, 2019

Narc poser

1) A guy/girl posing as a narc.
2) A guy/girl who's both a narc and a poser.

1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019

Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.

The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020