Port and polish

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached

Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.

by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Girth Control Pills

Girth Control Pills (def., noun): Any prescription to remedy erectile dysfunction. Includes known dick pills like Viagra, Cialis and Hardonex.

~One more gash-gouging original term by AndyBones, the man who wields the net handle PaulAllensCard~

With these new girth control pills, you can literally see your own reflection on your cock!

by PaulAllensCard November 21, 2016

kicked in the daddy pills

Kicked in the balls, nuts, testicles, or semen sacks.

"I'm not going to try just to get kicked in the daddy pills again".

by AssButt67 February 26, 2019

Penis enlargement pills

The pills that make women wanna hop on that, and the straitest of men mega gay

Man, I tried those penis enlargement pills and everybody wanted a piece of me

by C O N S U M E B A N A N May 6, 2019

Is the Pope Polish?

A phrase that used to mean 'absolutely yes' when Pope John Paul II was the pope, but now it means 'no'. It's a substitute for your true answer. Instead of saying no outright, you lead the person to your answer by saying 'is the pope Polish'? And of course, the answer is 'no', thus implying that 'no' is the answer to the question they asked you before.

Bronislaw: Are you going to make pierogi tonight for dinner?
Oles: Is the Pope Polish?

*as the Pope isn't currently Polish, Bronislaw knows that Oles means 'no, I will not make pierogi tonight for dinner'*

by billybattleaxe August 21, 2019

The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.

I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.

by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021

Hasta la polla

It's a Spanish expression that defines tiredness about something or can't handle it anymore.

When you are 'hasta la polla' you feel like you can not keep doing something or being in a specific situation anymore. Similar to 'sick of'
A literal translation would be 'up to the dick', so if you are tired of your uni exams you could say: 'I'm up to the dick of my exams'

I'm hasta la polla of my exams
I'm hasta la polla of this crazy temperatures

by I_Know_Nothing July 18, 2022