by Awol_partydrunk June 4, 2022

by ClapMaster March 20, 2024

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 5, 2020

Warming up a hot plate in the microwave to snort coke off of it. Coke absorbs water. Hot plate evaporates it. Less will feel more intense
John: hey bro I got an eight ball, go warm up a plate for me real quick! I need a Hot Plate
Todd: why?!
John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro
Todd: why?!
John: because it’s easier to crush and makes the powder more fine, trust me bro
by Wavybonexander2.0 January 31, 2025

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China
Complete opposite of Fine China
"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1
by PokingAPanda July 23, 2012

Custard plate:
When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.
When a person(s) cum's on a person's back and then proceeds to eat it off with two spoons like you would Custard off a plate.
by Willystackersmacker123 June 4, 2021
