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Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.
"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.
by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009
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Phil Hartman

The greatest SNL cast member of all time who sadly died prematurely.
If Phil Hartman's wife was going to kill herself anyway, why did it matter if he was dead?
by Frumious Bandersnatch July 19, 2003
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ph0wned

When you have any problem with your phone,Be it not working or scaring you shitless.
Dude it was so quiet and all of the sudden my phone just scared the shit out of me.



oh snap,nigga you got ph0wned
by natr0n February 14, 2009
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cell phone behavior

Behavior that is associated with cell phone users. Symptoms noted are talking aimlessly about nothing when conversing live with another person, deathlike appearance, selfishishness, delusions of grendeur, bleeding mouth syndrome, incurable diarhhea of the brain, "I'm so beautiful" syndrome, and "My life is so way important can't you see" syndrome.
Vrin: What happened to Sally Sue. She's in a nursing home.
Jadu: Why?
Vrin: She was permanently committed by society because of her cell phone behavior. Doc took away her cell phone. She's in restraints now and had her mouth permanently sewn shut.
by jethrojones December 12, 2007
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Phone 5

During a conversation on the phone, it is the act of simulating a "High 5" by pressing '5' on the keypad at the appropriate moment.
Joe: So where did you go with that girl last night?
Moe: Back to my place.
Joe: Brown chicken, brown cow?
Moe: You know it!
Joe: PHONE 5!!!
*Joe presses 5 key*
by EJO86 July 17, 2009
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phoully

Most revered grandfather. In the tradition native aborigines, american indians and Prussian royalty, a term of endearment.
I love my Grammy and Phoully.
by Coolest Klaus June 2, 2011
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phil lesh

bass player for the grateful dead , he has fans called phil zoners , zoners for short , he also wants everybody to be an organ doner because we wouldnt have phil without just that very thing!
oh man phil was droppin some bombs tonight
by happyhippy January 8, 2005
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