ph0wned

When you have any problem with your phone,Be it not working or scaring you shitless.

Dude it was so quiet and all of the sudden my phone just scared the shit out of me.



oh snap,nigga you got ph0wned

by natr0n February 14, 2009

phowned

Owned by the phone. The phone controls your life. The phone rings - you obey its command. NOT answering the phone is not an option. You are powerless. Regardless of the hour, you will obey its desire no matter how ridiculous the request. Think you had other plans? Forget it. The phone rings and you are phowned.

OMG I have this final tomorrow and I so needed to study, and then the phone rings and now I have to go and meet Francine so I can listen to her whine about her boyfriend all night. I am so phowned!

by wheaty May 8, 2008

phwned

Literally, to physically pwn someone with a telephone. More often used with wireless phones of any type.

When I hit Dave in the crotch with my cell, I seriously phwned him

by Rude Irish Rebel October 19, 2005

I-Phowned

Someone who bought something very expensive with high hopes, only to find out it's completely worthless.

Person 1:I just bought an I-phone, but I need to activate it through my service provider or else it wont turn on!
Person 2: LOL! You just got i-phowned.

by Paul Ash August 3, 2007

p0wned

1. To have been beaten harshly at something
2. To have been insulted harshly
3. To be G.Money, Peanut Head, Myra or Mui

Lol. Mui just got p0wned by Perfect_Saiyan on CS. He r such n00b. He got p0wned!

by Jeffrey Tea July 6, 2003

phowned

When you get smacked hard in your face or other parts of the body with a telephone or a cellphone.
The word has its origin from the term "Owned"

Niels sneaks up behind Kristian without him noticing.
He then bangs the phone on his head, yells "PHOWNED" and runs off...

by Tommeliden Crew December 14, 2006

p0wned

To lose or "Get owned". Used by many CS lam0rs. :|

OhhhH! HS! HS! HS! HS ! ! ! ! ! ! You got p0wned!

by Death September 21, 2003