New Jersey - Part 5

Here's Part 5 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. Go to my profile for previous. And you know what we made? CAMPBELLS'. FUCKING. SOUP. CAMPBELLS IS ARGUABLY THE BEST SOUP COMPANY IN THE ENTIRE NATION AND YOU KNOW THAT. We also have Wawas but I'm not sure if they're actually FROM NJ they might be a Pennsylvania or Connecticut thing. I'll go look it up. Yeah they're from PA but still we have a lot of wawas while you californians don't. And yes, we're the most dense. We're also in the top half of populous states (I think). If you live here you can go out to New York with your friends for your occasional good time. (However, the traffic on the turnpike can get big. Also always remember to take the HOLLAND tunnel. Lincoln tunnel sucks and it's irrelevant.) Despite having to pay a ridiculous toll fee, it's worth it. We've got one of the most dense cities in the US (Jersey City). Go to my profile for the last part part 6 it's up because i posted them all in the same 10 mins (i wrote the entire essay at once but then realized i couldn't post it so broke it up into parts after)

that's the end of New Jersey - Part 5

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

Hind Parts

Behind
Buttocks Bottom Booty

Definition:
either of the two round fleshy parts that form the lower rear area of a human trunk.

Ex. Get your hind parts in here and eat dinner.

by Deft Dot June 5, 2018

New Jersey - Part 4

Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.

That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches

by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022

Part the kimono

Similar to "open the kimono", parting the kimono is when one exposes what one could consider a private detail of their lives.

"I go to sleep naked every day,"
"ah, your really gonna part the kimono for us today, huh?"

by vault88 November 18, 2019

Part-time Post

When people make shit up just to use icons on Facebook, and they do it well.

A post that is somewhat true not telling the whole truth.

I can see and tell this bitch is full of it, "Part-time Post".

With all these Part-time Posts I can't tell whose real and whose fake.

Y'all some Part-time Posting ass bitches!

by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013

Omitting the part that matters

And that is why trivialize.

Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."

by Hym Iam January 10, 2025

Fun Parts

Definition:
The parts of the human body capable of having or causing an orgasm. Some Fun Parts can both cause and have an orgasm.

Use in sentence:

Many people jam their Fun Parts together as an exciting hobby. Then there are the real weirdos that jam their Fun Parts together to perpetuate the human species. Geez, what’s the world coming to?

by IronMikey August 23, 2025