Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 02, 2022

Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit

john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?

by ptrlol July 28, 2022

party tuesday

The day of the week where everyone decides to party because no one will get caught.

What are you doing tonight?
Going out, it’s a party Tuesday!

by definewi2 July 28, 2021

Ask Out Tuesday

Ask out three girls on any social that you talk to.

OPENS SNAP
CLICKS ON DIANAS SNAP and post about Ask Out Tuesday
-Diana will you go out with me-
-sure-

by SNAPCHAT LOVE November 19, 2019

Teets Tuesday

The national day of Teets. Every Tuesday shall be Teets Tuesday! Eat your bananas!!

Wake up, it’s Teets Tuesday!!!!

by BananaMan69999 April 15, 2021

Adventure Time Tuesday

Exploring Seattle at with your buddies. Founder Mickey.

Chynna, Jess, Chris and Bryce enjoy Adventure Time Tuesday.

by Mickeyve April 10, 2018

Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.

“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”

by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023