Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.
Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.
Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.
Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.
Guy 2 thinks to himself ...
Only on Tuesdays.
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Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”
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Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere
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This is known to help form a schedule for the week regarding food, meaning you have the right nutrients with chicken as a base.
Chicken Tuesday is more commonly known in the United Kingdom, but countries such as Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina also celebrate.
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Chicken Tuesday is more commonly known in the United Kingdom, but countries such as Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina also celebrate.
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