butt crusty

crusted poo that stays in your butt and itches a lot

i didn't clean my butt well after having explosive diarrea, and now i have a bad case of butt crusties.

by Allen T. McIntosh III April 27, 2003

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butt cowboy

A derogatory term for a homosexual, made famous by Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs.

Mr. Blonde: Eddie, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse.

Nice Guy Eddie: Of course not, you'd keep me for yourself, you sick bastard. Four years of fuckin' punks up the ass you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see one.

by FlickO April 25, 2009

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butt piss

diarrhia or the most liquidy sort.

i hate the acrid smell of butt piss

by minghi April 27, 2003

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butt snot

It's like snot from your nose, except it is primarily lodged in the rectum. Forms from excessive anal sex.

I wiped the dook off my ass, but instead there was butt snot.

by Ricky Martin January 29, 2007

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Butt Pumpkin

Bowel movements that are quite a bit larger than the standard 'rabbit turd', yet hold the same consistency and shape as their smaller cousin.

Large round turds that require work and time to pass.

Almost guaranteed splash-back due to density and size.

Hollyfeld: knock knock “Dude, you ok in there?”

Java: grunting/strained “I’m fine. Just planting some butt pumpkins from all that Moussaka last night”

{contributing editor Lazlo Hollyfeld - thank you for your creative prowess}

by Javad0g July 24, 2009

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