Pleasuring one's self with knowledge; usually with assistance from a textbook, pencil, calculator,and/or pocket protector.
John got a detention when his physics teacher caught him nerding-off in the bathroom in the chapter on quantum mechanics. This was the first sexual assault of a physics book ever recorded.
by cooler April 13, 2004
A crush on someone that developed because of admiration for the person's skill/talent/intellectual abilities etc. Often used by straight(er) people to clarify that crushes of the same gender are more or less platonic.
by betsi December 12, 2007
The act of two or more nerds engaging in activities which can often only be achieved properly by nerds.
Nerd 1: Hey, do you want to nerd it up tonight?
Nerd 2: Yeah, I've been longing for a good game of chess!
Nerd 2: Yeah, I've been longing for a good game of chess!
by smrtllama January 20, 2012
A Rust nerd is someone who thinks of Rust as the only good programming language and that it is the future of all computers and operating systems.
They would die to protect Ferris the crab on online forums.
They would die to protect Ferris the crab on online forums.
by AnonymousToad June 11, 2022
A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
by Roasted beans March 03, 2022
A derogatory term for self-important tech start-up type people. Meant to convey both nerdiness and pompousness
Some nerd toucher taped me on the subway with his google glass.
this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round
I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.
this damn nerd toucher wouldn't shut up about his company's seed funding round
I'm sick of these fucking nerd touchers' damn google buses blocking the stop.
by Dr Bastard s Communism August 16, 2013
A fish nerd is an individual who is very knowledgable and passionate about the keeping of fish in aquariums. This individual will talk for extended periods of time about their fish at any given moment. Not to be confused with a fish enthusiast. To tell the differentiate between the two, you need to ask the person what their opinion on fish bowls is. A fish enthusiast will act as though the practice of keeping fish in bowls is normal. A fish nerd will react as though fish bowls are an abomination. They will launch into a hour long lecture about how the practice is inhumane and cruel and explain the nitrogen cycle at great length.
Fish nerds are usually environmentally minded and are good to have next to you in a biology class. They are unfortunately very prone to aquaholism and MTS (multiple tank syndrome) if left to their own devices.
Fish nerds are usually environmentally minded and are good to have next to you in a biology class. They are unfortunately very prone to aquaholism and MTS (multiple tank syndrome) if left to their own devices.
by BeanDipFishNerd April 17, 2017