multicrastinate

To be proficient at doing many useless things simultaneously to avoid doing one important thing. You harness the power of multitasking to raise your level of procrastination.

That chick can multicrastinate the hell out of a day, she watches Bravo, tweets, does her nails, surfs Perez Hilton quietly judges others in the room, catches glimpses of herself in any shiny surface instead of contributing in any way shape or form to the betterment of society.

by Cumber Van Walters September 19, 2009

play multiplayer by yourself

to masturbate or jack off

I have to go.

Why? To play multiplayer by yourself?

by m2150 December 5, 2007

cervical mulligan

Termination of pregnancy and expulsion of an embryo or of a fetus that is incapable of survival. (informal)

That bitch didn't mean to get knocked up, so she decided to take a cervical mulligan.

by Andy July 4, 2003

multiplicity

So your fuckin' this chick, right? And you've been with her a few times and you say, "you know what really turns me on? Sex by a window." And she's like, "okay."
So you start fuckin' her from behind so she's looking out the window, and you slip out a few times, but it's cool, because you get right back in. Then in a closet or somewhere, you got a friend all ready to go. So he comes up right beside you and when you slip out this time he slides right in, and she doesn't notice. You quietly leave the room and run outside, infront of the the window and walk away; make sure the bitch sees you though.

That bitch teethed my dick, so me and Bob did the multiplicity on her. She flipped out.

by Phill0093 September 15, 2008

massively multiplayer

see whore. a creative way to call someone a whore.

My Dad is massively religious, just like your mother is massively multiplayer.

by DigitallyStoned May 11, 2008

Multicultural London English (MLE)

Multicultural London English is the cultural change in the English language due to influences from various cultures such as Jamaican. Originated in London (due to be such a multicultural area) and quickly spreading to other areas of the UK through use and also through grime music. It is the first time English Language in the UK has been changed nationally by the teen age group. Usually areas had their own slang words but MLE is quickly becoming the standard slang through out the UK.

Multicultural London English (MLE) example slang words: Manz, Hype, Ting, Fam, Blud (Blad), Cus, Bredrin, Nang, Dench, My Size, Famalam and various other words

by Manz on a hype ting September 6, 2012

Multibate

Multibate is a derivative from 'multitask' and 'masterbate' in which a busy person on the go may not have time to 'masterbate' as they have no time to fit this into thier already hectic schedule. So they perform both tasks at the same time. Thus resorting to multibating.

Buisness man john is at work furiously trying to create a report on the financial risks of spread betting. As the tension gets to him he figures he needs to relieve himself then and there. So he 'multibates' at his desk i.e masterbating while writing his report.

by Deathcrusher4000 February 23, 2005