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One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.
by Sex education April 22, 2019
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Monsieur la femme

Nickname given to a male co-worker that is extremely prissy, primpy, and feminine. Also thinks they are better than every one else they work with.
by tattoedleo October 19, 2008
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monsieur

is an honorific or title that is used to address a French-speaking man, but can also be used as an equivalent of Mister/Sir.
- Monsieur Pierre Fauchard is known as the "father of modern dentistry".

- I asked a little change but that monsieur ignored me.
by Aberrantmétier May 20, 2014
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MONSTA X

MONSTA X is a group under STARSHIP Entertainment. The group debuted on May 14th, 2015. There were 7 members. Shownu, Wonho, Minhyuk, Kihyun, Hyungwon, Jooheon and I.M. Wonho left the group on October 31st, 2019. Wonho is now a solo artist. He debuted on 4th Sep with the song 'OPEN MIND'. The official fandom name for MONSTA X fans is 'MONBEBE'. The official fandom name for WONHO's fans is 'WENEE'. All of the members are very talented so please give them a lot of support. #STANMONSTAX #STANWONHO
Fan one: ''MONSTA X are so talented!''
Fan two: ''MONSTA X is the best!''
by anonymous September 11, 2020
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Monster Counter

A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.
1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.
2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.
3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.
by Petergozinya June 6, 2009
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one-eyed monster

Da wang
by Anonymous September 30, 2003
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monster cock

Often referred to as an "M.C", a monster cock is an unusually yet pleasantly large penis. Large enough to leave a nice red mark when struck upon a ho's face but not so large that it leaves a bruise.
She awoke in the strange bed and looked over the edge. There it was, the tell-tale gold Magnum wrapper. She quietly added another check to the Monster Cock list and hobbled out of the room.
by LuvsMCs November 29, 2007
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