monogamy

What happens when your woman "just can't take it anymore", but you want to keep having sex.

Jen: Do you believe in monogamy?
Brad: Why?...
Jen: I don't want sex if you don't want to be monogamous.
Brad: Sure- monogamy's my one true love, honey... Besides you of course.

Jen: *awwwwwww*

by mspessimist June 2, 2011

Monolith

A free standing turd that mysteriously stands erect out of the toilet water.

Dude, I can't believe it. I stood up and there it was, standing out of the water; a monolith.

by Paddy M May 30, 2008

monome

an adaptable, minimal, midi interface, made in Philadelphia.

what is that thing with buttons Daedelus was licking last night? It was a monome.

by and all you can do is laugh October 9, 2008

Mononormativism

The presupposition that all people practice monogamy or serial monogamy as the only acceptable relationship definitions.

I saw this shirt that was all about family diversity, and it had straight couples and gay couples and single parents on it, but none of the families had more than two parents. Total mononormativism.

by SlurpeeMoney July 8, 2010

Monokini

A bathing suit for women without a top, it's generally used for tanning purposes.

1. All the men were looking at Lucy-Sue when she was wearing her monokini

by fisherx12 March 31, 2009

Monohan

When you take your penis and insert it into your study hall teachers anal cavity!

Kevin monohaned Larry during 7th period study hall.

by Steven Dick January 27, 2007

Monopology

Rules and regulations of Monopoly

I'm going to brush up on my monopology because I haven't played Monopoly years!

by VLC February 17, 2008