i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

shit money

The theory that all money, despite being the closest thing to true value, is worthless when you are on tour. Hence all your money is worth shit all.

'dude, that parking ticket was for £200!'
'Shit money.'

'man, that stripper cost 400 bucks!'
'shit money.'

by ihateslappers May 16, 2009

Silk money

Its so silky that nobody knows about its exported from northern china it occasionally is found in some parts of cuba. Because these are communist country's. You can find silk money on the black markets in both these country's. This is normally sold by people with the name Thomas or mick. Or sultans live in ice sculpture castle/palaces, or people who owns a golden toilet, or owns a wild pack of bangle tigers.

That burger was Hella silk money

by Silk moe August 9, 2009

moneyko

Term used by bargirls in the Philippines to describe their sugar daddies. A play on the word Honeyko, which means sweetheart. Moneykos are guys who get played for their cash with no real concern for their feelings.

Hahaha you really played your moneyko for that new phone.

by mccutheon May 13, 2006

Cookie Money

Money that you've recieved by a hustle or number of hustles.

Got to get this cookie money,ya dig?

by Darius Nickerson October 7, 2006

Miro$lava Money$hot

The name of a girl who loves Lil Wayne, and prays at night for Chuck Bass.

A 'Miro$lava Money$hot' generally has gorgeous hair and eyelashes that will make you want to do the dirty. She constantly is claiming that she 'has been such a disgusting girl.' Maybe she is suggesting that you punish her?
Ps. she spelt her name with a money sign before Ke$ha.

"i've been such a disgusting girl." - Miro$lava Money$hot

by sage69 November 3, 2010

pussy money weed and beer

Tom Stein's favorite things

" Pussy money weed and beer are the best especially all at once like fucking the shit out some bitch while smoking a spliff while drinking a 40 of bud and having 100 100 clips

by Tom stein is the man with the February 21, 2009