guacamole mommy moment 

when the guacamole has chucks of your mother in it.

(me:) Wow is this guacamole is amazing -- what is in it? (maker:) Well you see it's a guacamole mommy moment! (me:) Oh wow!

guacamole mommy moment by Guacamole Maker October 17, 2019

Salami mommy 

A trans/futa woman of buxom nature

Greg: “ a salami mommy railed me “
Dave: “nice bro

Salami mommy by anonymous November 16, 2020

Muff cabbage Mommy 

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

Muff cabbage Mommy by silent bob! October 25, 2018

jew mommy

an elegant sexy woman who knows how to take care of the kids, house, and all the husbands needs.

Damn hommie you got yourself a real jew mommy.

jew mommy by jewmommys June 14, 2008

big mommy milkers 

meiles big mommy milkers
thats it
thats the definition

'big mommy milkers'

big mommy milkers by yewejjjjjjjjjweihgegielged December 20, 2020

dommy mommy 

A term used by motherless neckbeards online. Commonly found on Discord, and more uncommonly YouTube.

"Bro I want a 7ft dommy mommy to tie me up and whip me"
"Kill yourself, faggot."

dommy mommy by shit inhibitor May 4, 2022

cuff mommy 

A female who has a lot of boys on her head, but doesn't commit to any. A female that talks to a lot of boys.

Rihanna has all them guys in her phone.. She's a cuff mommy

cuff mommy by Yoko Fendi January 11, 2012