March 28

hang out with ur gf day. kiss her, hug her just hang out with her. even give her ur hoodie :)

girl : can i have ur hoodie?
boy : its march 28? yea sure want to go to the park too?
girl : YES PLEASEE!

by pxloco March 16, 2022

march 26 2008

People whom are born on March 26, 2008 are the most wonderfulest people ever. At first, when you meet them they can seem shy , but once you get to know them they will be your best friend. People who are born on this day will trust you will all their heart... so, you better not tell break that trust. People born on this day are kind hearted and animal loving people. This person will be crazy and great sense of humor

There are no words to describe March 26 2008

by Melm_z •.• December 26, 2019

March 14th

The male equivalent to Valentine's Day (February 14th), Steak n' Blowjob Day. Steak n' Blowjob Day relates to couples participating in the consumption of steak (mainly medium rare) and the female giving the male a blowjob for a minimum of 6 minutes (traditional countdown from mesoamerican holiday).

Bary: "Hey Martha! It's March 14th!"
Martha: "Bary you're a sick fuck, I'm getting a divorce"
Bary: *unzips pants furiously* "Get to suckin'!"

by McJazzerVEVO October 23, 2019

March 22

Birthday of strong, resilient, big hearted women. The day of celebrating another year if strength and wisdom.

March 22 is the birthday of amazing souls. You would be fortunate if you married one of these rare, amazing women born on March 22.

by Vanadium November 19, 2019

manshame

When someone is so comprehensively beaten by an opponent that it is likened to being sodomised.

The All Blacks just manshamed England.

That was a total manshaming, prison-style with no lube.

by Shrekles June 29, 2009

manshower

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.

Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"

by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

Marshmallow dance

This is a dance mainly done by the rose drinkers of the south west,
the dance involves bending forwards as to touch your hands with ur toes and relaxing ur body and wiggle around, therefore taking on the appearance of a marshmallow, best danced to fedde la grand or something of similar chav beat,
the dance is set to hit the club scene in a big way this 2008.

mate look at that posh bird with her rose doin the marshmallow dance

by kateisgay December 7, 2007