Male Teenager

A certified materbaiter

Example:

P1:im a male teenager.

P2 you mean your a certified masterbaiter?

P1: i guess...

by refewdwswzd October 22, 2020

Male Miscarriage

When you go to take a shit but nothing comes out except for a bad smell

I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.

by Spubman January 9, 2021

Pizza male

A pizza male is similar to a spaghetti male, because they're Italian and they can make the two types of Italian foods.

Person 1# What's up bro, heard that you know how to make every pizza! Person 2# Oh cool! Did you just hear? They call me pizza male.
Person 1# So you mean you're the alpha male of pizzas?
Person 2# Yes, it's going to be a new movement for those people who can make every pizza in the world!

by Tractoristic dude September 16, 2021

Finnegan (male)

Finnegan (male) is the hottest man you will ever meet I meen this guy gets mad bitches. They normally have dirty blond hair and can make any sex fall in love with them

Finnegan (male) is so hot he has never been rejected wow I wish I was as hot as him he is so cool.

by Finnegan_sherrick May 22, 2022

Male Earthling

The sweaty no lives of Xenoverse 2 PVP.

I spam XY all day because I’m a male earthling!

by brothisismyrealname October 10, 2021

Alpha male

"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)

"I'm such an Alpha male," or "My alpha male body is too good for that."

by BlueMushroom_ May 6, 2022

beta male

A word that alpha males use to dehumanize and refer to less masculine, and confident men, in order to look better in comparison.

Damn, Jake is sucha beta male.
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Damn, you're about to become a beta male when I whoop your ass.

by prisonpepper August 18, 2021