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vending machine

A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack
"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley
by Snaplatts February 20, 2018
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coin machine

An inexpensive whore who allows payment via insertion of coins into the anus.
You can spend $1.24 on Ryan, the local coin machine.
by TPM June 21, 2006
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Dirty Washing Machine

This is the act of placing one's penis into the female's anal cavity and then proceeding to take your penis (which is then covered in the female's feces) out of the female's anus and then placing it into her mouth and giving it a cheeky twirl.
Boy: "Yo bitch, you want dat dirty washing machine don't ya?"
Girl: "Oh hell yeah you dirty cunt"
by Big Cam April 28, 2017
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machine language

The lowest level of programming language known in computer science. Rarely used due to its intense complexity and incredibly vast array of instructions available. The basemost language understood by most computers and CPU's. Only computer programming gods know this intense language.

Wanna learn machine language? You better study computer mathematics and CPU/Memory architecture first.
6 5 5 5 5 6 bits
op | rs | rt | rd |shamt| funct R-type
op | rs | rt | address/immediate I-type
op | target address J-type

machine language is cruel, but the ultimate weapon when developing software.
by Rale May 12, 2008
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Kentucky Time Machine

An intuative sex position which basicly consits of the missionary position and trying to hide at least 7 household memoirs away in the caverns of the 2 partners.
Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.
by A Small Jamaican Child August 3, 2010
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Rage Against The Machine

Rage Against The Machine, the worst rock band ever that ruined Christmas only because they think that we dont really like X Factor winners and we are brainwashed.
I was getting bored of X Factor winners getting Christmas number 1 but really couldnt they have picked something nicer?

RATM, a rockband hardly anyone has ever heard of until late 2009, they are angry losers who shout and swear and sing about killing in their only really known song "Killing in the name" I think most people probably believe they where just a one hit wonder.

To all the people that gives this thumbs down are just miserable losers that like Rage.
Rage Against The Machine.

Real music fan: How could something so miserable win Christmas number 1.
Rage fan: Because it rockz, I just love music full of screaming, swearing and death.
Real music fan: sorry but ill just stick to pop as its not miserable, as the world already is miserable.
by user2242 April 10, 2011
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Machine

A person who is very appealing and attractive, esp. females. Commonly used in surbubia Sydney.
What a Machine! Look at that chick, she's got it all!
by sweetfemale June 28, 2006
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