Feign Logic

When one says something long and complicated that isn't necessarily true to get a person to agree with you.

Boss: Did you steal office supplies from the office?
Jeff: Of course not! Why would I do that? I have a small investment in the company that supplies the advertising for the office supply companies so if I stole supplies from the office I would be stealing money from myself
Boss:...ok...get back to work
Jeff: It's a good thing I'm can Feign Logic real well (says Jeff as he sneaks more pens into his bag)

by StirlingPlexico June 10, 2010

fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.

Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!

by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014

Logic

A story that is in existence for the story's sake in and of itself.

Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure

he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it

fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X

sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.

by rg84 March 30, 2025

Inkpadian logic

Type of “logic” where reason and rationalism is suspended and philosophy is avoided. Circular reasoning is one of its significant principles and the followers often follow the view that “If you do not talk to me about what I want to talk about, you will be blocked” which some have pointed out as philosophical profound.

Jacob: I have wrote a book where it claims that I am the owner of Mars in it.

Mark: But what's your evidence for that?

Jacob: My book is the evidence.

Mark: The hell is this Inkpadian logic?

by CaesarElsinius November 21, 2025

oikka logic

The act off saying you are going to do something, then ask other people to do it for you

Billy uses oikka logic everytime we have homework

by Unfunny dictionary writer January 31, 2021

Quaverian Logic

When a rubbish idea is full of as much puffed up air as a Quavers crisp packet in order to make it seem better.

"Everyone, hear my out. I have an amazing idea. I'm going to build a ladder made from empty loo rolls to climb to the moon .Why loo rolls? They're light weight and compostable. But we need to work together as a team to make this work! It's through all of your efforts that we can make this happen! Are you with me?!"

"Climbing a loo roll ladder to the moon? What a load of Quaverian logic."

by British Chips July 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary Logic

The fact that this definition will get rejected.

Me: I call it "Urban Dictionary Logic".
Also Me: oh shit it actually worked?

by Bucketism January 7, 2020