greenwood lake middle school

a prison full of marijuana run by the white boys who constantly say the n word

Eve: did you hear about that marijuana farm prison?
Apple: yeah what’s it called again?
Eve: greenwood lake middle

greenwood lake middle school is gross

by urmotherisgayaf March 25, 2021

Wolf Lake

A lil spot outside of Muskegon, Michigan filled with drunk rednecks, dirt bikers, and people driving golf carts.

Man 1: Bro im just tryna sleep but all I hear is fire crackers and shot gun shots

Man 2: welcome to wolf lake

by Jack green June 15, 2021

the lakes

the lakes, a bonus track on folklore, Taylor Swift’s 8th studio album

the lakes is a masterpiece of a song

by swiftielakes July 11, 2021

Walled lake northern

A school full emos, homophobs that havent came out yet, girls that talk shit about eachother but keep it on social media because none of them can actually fight, tuesday and thursday pizza days, lots of politicians even though they dont have a right to vote yet, nudes leaked around the school, no stalls open when u actually have to use the bathroom because of the StOnErs + people getting caught in the bathrooms at lunch and using the excuse "it isnt mine:,((" , girls and guys using eachother, leggings and crop tops, non serious rasist jojes because of our 90% white population and dont forget our favorite day of the week #khakiday 😋

"bro i rly like her"
friend- "what school does she go to"

"walled lake northern"

"bro she's definitely cheating on and using you"

by gonknights! October 21, 2021

Gillytown lakes

When the guy who was picking the American golf course the PGA was gonna use for the Masters, he accidentally wrote “Augusta” on the company email, without realizing the actual course for the Masters was supposed to be Guilford Lakes Public Golf Course. Known lovingly as Gillytown Lakes by locals, this is not only the most beautiful, but the hardest golf course ever created by humankind. Not only are the views stunning, the ball is literally impossible to make in the hole without being exceptionally skilled at golf. The 6th hole is known for being lined by an impressive row of trees, which many golfers are susceptible to hit their ball into. The ball often goes into the street on the final hole, but Gillytown golfers know to play it where it lies.

Did you hear Mike shot just 1 over par on Gillytown Lakes today?

by -INF Randy October 11, 2021

walled lake northern

a high school in michigan where everyones parents make 6 figures or more. 95% of the school has a breeze. everyone dresses like basic bitches or full on cosplayers that will hug for 5 minutes straight just smelling each others hair. the boys bathroom and locker rooms are only for hotbboxing and fights. white people act black, black people act like white people, and the white boys will say slurs you've never even heard of. all the male science teachers are creeps and will hit on you if your underage

"im talking to a new girl"

"what school she go to?

"walled lake northern"

"oh nah she's def crazy"

by shawtyyyyyyyybae4 January 13, 2022

Kyle Lake

A Gentleman,a scholar,and a pimp

Benjamin Franklin really was a kyle Lake.

by Einsteinsenstien April 16, 2022