Warm lazy treat

When you lead a redditor on a wild goose chase for internet points.

"Oh wow. He suckered me me in with a warm lazy treat."

by Arseh0le November 30, 2023

Lazy

Some musician are considered somewhat lazy.

To not make a new song but to rerecord is lazy

by Kuehlstein January 4, 2018

Lazy

Jason Hetfield, non working

I don’t want to work today, I’m going to be lazy like Jason Hetfield

by Noname8800 November 14, 2022

lazy type

Lazy type is when you are SO lazy, you shorten words into less characters in texting.
Examples:

1 = won
2 = too/to
4 = for
8 = ate
af = as f**k
b = be
B) = glasses guy
bs = bull s**t
c = see
cu = see you
D: = big frown
ez = easy
f = respects
fu = f**k you
g = jee
g8 = gate
gg = good game
gl = good luck
gr8 = great
h8 = hate
hk = heck
ic = I see
id = I'd
idc = I don't care
idk = I don't know
ik = I know
ill = I'll
ily = I love you
im = I'm
io = I owe
iv = ivy
jk = just kidding
k = okay
kys = kill yourself (terrible!!!)
l = loser
l8 = late
l8r = later
lmao = laughing my a** off
lmfao = laughing my f**king a** off
lol = laugh out loud (Classic!)
m8 = mate
ma = mom
mf = mother f**ker
mt = empty
n = in?
ne1 = anyone
np = no problem
nv = envy
o = oh
ok = okay (not really lazy, but I had to put it on here)
op = overpowered
p = pea/pee
pa = dad
pj's = pajamas
pm = private messages/PM (like the time)
pp = peepee?
q = cue/queue
qt = cutie
r = are
r8 = rate
rp = roleplay
su = shut up
t = tea/tee
tho = though
ttyl = talk to you later
ty = thank you
u = you
ur = you are/your
vc = voice chat/voice call
w = win
w8 = wait
wtf = what the f**k
wth = what the heck
x = ex/cross
xD = laugh
xoxo = kisses and hugs/I love you/Tic-Tac-Toe
y = why

:D = big smile
:) = smile
:( = frown
:C = big frown
:S = confused face
:P = stick out tounge
:O = surprised
:| = neutral

lol i 1 tht waz ez B) cu agn tmrw!
Lazy type for everyone lol

by zaydenmYT April 12, 2019

Laziness

Laziness isnt something to be mad about, nobody who says they are mad or irritated about someone else's laziness really is. Someone laying around all day isn't motivated enough to burn buildings (arson), to steal lots of money from people, to kill for personal gain, and so on. All the wrong (highly motivated) people are already taken more seriously than they should be, while a lot of times, people will think somebody laying around is joking all the time. A billionaire who's a clown gets taken more seriously by many people than some guy laying around, mostly because he/she has money, and people are forced to respect his/her money.

Nobody really gets mad about laziness, theres things to really be angry about, such as people fucking with other people's lives.

by Solid Mantis August 17, 2020

Lazy Richard

A limp dick or flaccid penis.

After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!

by Red dirt Ranger April 17, 2024

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022