watermelon nuts

A metaphorical condition attained when chasing a prospective partner for a long time.

Is commonly used interchangeably with the term blue balls.

Example: "Tom has been chasing that Marsha for a while now. That ass has his nuts grown like watermelons!"
"Dude had the watermelon nuts after that Stacey put their relationship on hold."

by DanteJefferson2999 November 27, 2016

watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.

"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."

by Razzlz January 7, 2017

Watermelon Face

Originated by a bol from philly (Hoff) is when you eat the pussy so good and in depth that when you look up, you're fave is covered in all her juices like when you used to eat a watermelon

Yea, that light skin jawn came over last night, I went straight watermelon face in that pussy, no hesitation

by Mr. Griff September 8, 2017

watermelon

1. A fruit.

2. An alternative term to express that something is cool. It was primarily used in the video "Kardashians at a Drive Thru" by SimgmProductions. The word is still used in other Kardashian spoofs and there is a number of people saying it under Simgm's comment section.

The negation of "watermelon" would either be "not watermelon" or "sour watermelon".

"This video was so watermelon!"
"The salad at the restaurant is so watermelon."
"That's totally not watermelon!"

by Karehu February 3, 2018

watermelon brigade

Watermelon brigades is a derogatory reference, by rightwing writers, to environmental conservationists who they see as "green on the outside, red on the inside", i.e. hard left "reds", hiding behind environmental "green" facade.

Trump has stirred up all sorts of very nasty and vicious dregs and a visceral hatred from his political opposition particularly the hard left watermelon brigade who can’t bear to contemplate any even minor opposition to their agenda

by elprofesor February 8, 2018

Watermelon Jam

Watermelon Jam is when a female collects period blood in a jar and it eventually becomes a jam like substance

I was going to make a strawberry jam sandwich but it was actually Watermelon Jam

by Snarfleoofer February 15, 2018

Watermelon

Something that is really cool or tasty

Those shoes are so watermelon

Their salads are so watermelon

by Miky2503 April 8, 2018