Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want tomug. Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Get the My dick is so hard I could lay a brickmug. Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
Get the National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.mug. a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
Get the LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBERmug. by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024
Get the laying eggsmug. by 023701 March 2, 2024
Get the lay one on youmug. Member of one of the most famous boygroups, EXO. ONE AND ONLY CHINESE MEMBER OF EXO. The most loyal person on EARTH. Rejected billions just to be with his bro's EXO. Sometimes bashed even in their own group's fandom, Exo-Ls, because he was inactive as an EXO member and active as a soloist in his country, China. In short, ZHANG YIXING/LAY BEST BOY. SOLD MILLIONS!!! (album sales). His socmed LIVE can reach 50-70 million views in a chinese platform!!!!
by i want a man names chanyeol November 19, 2021
Get the Laymug.