Slang word for " defecation" "poo" or "go to the toilet". The word originated from my mother who used it to describe her dogs going number twos. "Bend" is the shape and "Jon" is an english word for toiled. Go figure but it's extremely catchy.
by David Rowlands July 19, 2006
Get the bend-jon mug.one day papa n jon jon were hangin in dey HOUS. one day jon jon snucc out and he got sum SHOOGER. den papa found out and gave him a bin duty. then jon jon died of die of beaties. then papa died of meth overdose bc he thought the meth was shooger. but he got the dub for his dead wife DOI DOI so he was gud. then he spent the rest of eternity with jon jon and his wife DOI DOI in heaven
by barry banana big bonnana September 20, 2018
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Person 1:HELP! MY NIGGA JON GOT HIS DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER! CALL AN AMBULANCE!
Jon: AHHHH FUUUUCK MY DICK BURRRRRRNS😫🔥
Jon: AHHHH FUUUUCK MY DICK BURRRRRRNS😫🔥
by Jojinigga June 18, 2019
Get the My nigga Jon mug.A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.
by khjil April 18, 2005
Get the beat jon mug.The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.
Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.
by Mike Carini March 1, 2009
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Get the hot jon mug.The act of lip locking after ejaculating into said woman's mouth done out of etiquette because you are fucking for sport
Guy1: Hey, how was Susan last night?
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
Guy2: She was awesome, until she leaned in for a little jon carson, which killed my mood for the entire night.
by The man Baccus August 16, 2016
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