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Mollie Johnson

(n.) someone who smells like eggs
Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!
by jolliemohnson September 27, 2018
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The Johnson fam

They are a YouTube channel with 1.2 million subscribers. They average about 1249 subscribers a day
by Ldgigtgh July 24, 2019
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Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.
Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.
by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019
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D-Johnsoned

The feeling of being grabbed by a man of unusually large hands.
Hey, did you see the way the bouncer just D-johnsoned me?
by Refarf May 22, 2019
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A Kelsey Johnson

Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".
Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.
by Annon2019 March 25, 2019
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Lumpy Johnson

Multple brown nuggets left on a fat Johnson after anal sex
Ahhhhhh! BITCH GAVE ME A LUMPY JOHNSON!!!
by gatomontez April 11, 2019
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Pulling a Johnson.

He promised to give lots of money but he was just pulling a Johnson.
by CrazyCatRescueMan September 1, 2019
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