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Circle Jerk

Someone who is being a genuine douchebag on Google+. They can either be making a bunch of really stupid updates, making rude comments on your posts, or +1ing updates about your grandmother dying.
Person 1: Dude, can you believe what Mark posted on Google+ last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, he was being such a Circle Jerk.

Person 1: I posted, "RIP Love you grandma," on my Google+ last night and Mark +1'd it.
Person 2: He thinks he's so funny, but really he's just a Circle Jerk.
by sillyrob July 12, 2011
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jerkoffathon

See "jackoffathon".

To masturbate vigorously, either alone or with friends/girlfriends, multiple times for an extended period of time.
Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jerkoffathon.
by actionman777 April 1, 2010
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Jerkal

Always having a tendency to screw things up without even trying. A God given gift of jacking things up.
I don't want that guy hanging around us, he always pulls a jerkal.
by FlickDawg April 15, 2003
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Jerk Happy

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny
by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011
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Jekoda

A unique name for both female and male. The name Jekoda is usually given to babies with monkey-like features. They are fun, cute, cuddly, and can often be annoying. The name Jekoda is often given to the youngest child of a family. Jekoda is not very interested when it comes to school and looks forward to lunch breaks. Although he still does take in absorb work, he will be smart.
"Jekoda can climb like a monkey" O.o
by Harrison Meathings October 8, 2011
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Jerk Out

To get the hell out of Dodge before things go all queer. Pigs and such.
We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.
by rudeboy43 September 26, 2014
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Jerk off

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings
Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!
by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019
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