Jewish Jumping Beans

See also cum, sperm, or skeet.

I let my jewish jumping beans spill all over that bitches' cunt

by D Y L June 5, 2004

Jewish-Buddhists (Jubus)

adj. People that try to hide the very intolerant Jewish religion behind the very tolerant Buddhist Philosophy.

Allen Ginsberg claimed he was a Jewish-Buddhist, but any real Jew worth their torah would have wanted Allen put to death for being a homosexual.

by Dr. "Chemical" Eagle Sperm-Cannon, L.S.D. July 16, 2008

jewish tree

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

by johnnyjohnny March 21, 2005

jewish stomach

you know, when you start eating like a lot of popcorn or pickles or broccoli or cabbage and then like, you can't stop and then you can't move and it hurts.

Oy, this bag of popcorn is giving me a case of Jewish stomach.

by NWDCboy January 9, 2019

jewish pope

To describe something a that doesn't make sense, or contradicts itself.

Lin: There are no library rooms available today.

Miles: What a bunch of Jewish Popes!

by t_strang January 2, 2015

jerich

A disappointed man

"Bro Jerich just wasted his fucking time"

by Ethan132 November 28, 2020

jirish

An Irish person who's cheap.

Jimmy's from Ireland, but I he's so cheap you'd swear he was a Jew, freakin Jirish...

by unhneon November 12, 2007