The biggest piece of shit in the UNION. Smells like Bigfoot's dick mixed with Snookie's pussy juice. The arm pits of New York City and Philly. Full of orange blowout faggets that like to fist pump. Does not have the concept of the real world and thinks every one is out the get them. Women are cocky fat sluts who think they are hot and frequent abortion clinics. A place to go if you want to get a blow out from all the pot holes in the streets, and have your car stolen while you go for help. Your only real ambition as a person from New Jersey is to move to New York. A great place to get cheap drugs on any city street corner.
by FNJ August 15, 2011
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by Dewey June 21, 2004
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in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.
by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005
Get the jersey turnpike mug.By far the worst of all states in the country...And I've lived in 8 states. I'm only here b/c I have to be(military).
#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.
#1 highest taxes in the country.
Ugliest beaches of the east coast.
Jug handles...google it if you don't know what these are.
Roads are all untaken care of and riddled with potholes.
Everything is way more expensive than it would be anywhere else.
Jersey has the most reported cases of Lyme Disease.
Scenery=nothing but ugly pine barrons.
Highest auto insurance in the country.
Overpopulation.
Corruption.
High crime.
Can't afford to live somewhere away from the crime unless you make >$500,000 a year.
by AfricanSnowOwl January 24, 2011
Get the New Jersey mug.A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
by flosie August 3, 2009
Get the Jersey Jesus Walker mug.The dumbest, most retarded state in the U.S. An absolute disgrace to the entire nation, a filthy dump, and full of nothing but skanks and retards who can't talk correctly.
Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.
Luckily, they will never be able to understand what any of this says because none of them can read.
North Korea: "If you don't stop, we'll nuke New Jersey!*
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."
The entire U.S. population minus New Jersey: "Please do, you'll be doing us all a favor."
by Homemade_herpatitis January 10, 2018
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If you want to make sure that your mortgage payment is among the highest in the country, live in New Jersey.
The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.
The friendliest people are not found in New Jersey.
by aquarius32 January 1, 2010
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