Tom and Jerry

The act of a large, agressive homosexual lurking in the gay bar- and getting aroused by a smaller defenseless homosexual. The bigger one intends on taking him home and making him his bitch, but is undermindend by the small, clever homoexual and, infact, becomes the bitch.

I saw a classic example of a Tom and Jerry when Big Ben tried to persue a small male conpanion (offering 2 wine coolers), but he was cut short when the smaller man refused. He instead bought his own vodka tonic. Big Ben began to get angry, and by the end of the night, he finds himself hopped up on ecstasy and tied to a bullpin getting mounted by the smaller homosexual.

by phantompooper June 27, 2008

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 12, 2006

Jerry

the things you kill in "Call of Duty"

Kill that Jerry in the bush over there!!!

by theoblitoratorofpike January 2, 2007

Did a Jerry

Also known as "Pulling a Jerry"
In tech circles, leaving out an obvious and necessary closing tag, then claiming ignorance while thousands of surfers get a broken page.

DUDE, I totally just pulled a Jerry. Forgot a </a>

by Hagbard September 16, 2004

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

Jerky Slurpy

Jizz Cum The Act of Male ejaculation.

After the date, I gave kerry a Jerky Slurpy for dessert and made her take the bus home.

by James "Big Dog" Vann August 23, 2007

jerky drapes

A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.

Also known as: Beef Curtains

Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.

I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.

My mom has jerky drapes.

by gettin jiggy February 27, 2009