13th January & September 

Abuse Yichao day

Look it's the 13th January & September , we need to abuse Yichao

13th January & September by Not Yichao January 13, 2022

10th January 

When the kindest most handsome men are born. You must do everything they tell you to and can’t complain

Isn’t he born on the 10th January?
Yeah he is hence he’s handsome and kind

10th January by Thegodofthisthing January 15, 2022

14th January 

Girls born on this day are the sexiest bitches you will ever meet. They are usually tanned, with huge tits and a great ass. They are fiesty but kind and super sexy. Supermodels on the outside but on the inside they are insecure and shy. These are a golden gem that you can’t lose. However, she will most probably reject you because she will be searching for her love of her life that hasn’t come to her yet, so she’ll spend her time ignoring you yet becoming obsessed with you if you stop bothering her. Treat her like a princess dude.

“Yo that girl is fiyaaaaaa.”

“Yeah she sexy af. She must be born on the 14th”

“What dude”

“14th January!”

14th January by 14thjanlover October 25, 2019

12 January 

They are weird but nice.

That guy is weird and nice. He also has pornhub open on his snap. He must be born on 12 January

12 January by Anonymous64920 October 17, 2019

12th of January 

Give head to your boyfriend u too they are dry, give a 3 minute rest between orgasms

Oh look it’s the 12th of January! Go get your boyfriend.

12th of January by Mr Monkeyman3000 January 10, 2022

12 January 

National masturbating day. Masturbate at least once today.

John: let's do it on January 12!
Daniel: BET!!

Emma: today is 12 January, are you in?
Jake: of course!! It's national masturbating day!

12 January by TommyTheDickhead December 20, 2020

19 January 

The elite of the elite

I'm borned the 19 January

19 January by Roubain October 17, 2019