Jacob

a person who is a complete failing man slut who pushes people away as soon as befriending them.

rude, loud, annoying with pointless puns which arnt funny, and trys to get with girls who are well know for one of their friends likeing them as more than a friend. a complete FAIL

hey stay away from him, he's a Jacob he might try and get your girlfriend.

i hate him, he's a total Jacob, annoying, load, and not funny at all

by benvolioajk April 10, 2009

jacob sartorius

A piece of shit on a piece of shit app, also known as musically

Girl: ayy what's poppin b? Who the hell is that piece of retarded
Me: ah heeeelllll nah Fam, that's jacob sartorius, a piece of shit amiright

by Pancancakes November 29, 2016

Jacobs Trumpet

A type of genital piercing in which the foreskin of the penis and bottom lip of the anus are pierced together, connected by a ring. The piercing derives it's name from the sound produced when a person with the piercing farts. The stretched foreskin of the penis causes the sound of the expulsion of gas from the rectum to be amplified. This results in a loud hollow sound resembling a low C note played on a trumpet.

Did that guy's ass just make a low C note? He must have a Jacobs Trumpet.

by fatland September 15, 2010

Karl Jacobs

iPad kid. Always plays minecraft on his iPad and probably has sticky fingers and crumbs.

Do you know who the ipad kid is?
Yeah! That’s Karl Jacobs!

by True Info Detected August 1, 2021

ira jacobs

the kinda guy who mooches a ride off people

Ira Jacobs does this the best

by d k August 17, 2003

Jacob Sartorius

A fuckboy with a lack of talent and eyebrows, the guy on Vines and Magcon that gets roasted everywhere he goes.... He calls himself a "songwriter" but all he can come up with is a song about a filthy sweatshirt....

Nickname: Jacob Saggytits

Friend--- Ew gross Jacob Saggytits touched meh

Me-- I will take care of ur funeral don't worry

R.I.P my friend

Cause of death: Jacob Sartorius

by That_Boss_15 December 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A term used to describe a cringy boy recording on a camera lip syncing to a popular song, in which causes other people to drink bleach

Man: *Lip syncs to a popular song*
Other Man: You're such a Jacob Sartorious *Starts drinking bleach*

by Oriconicle November 21, 2016