IDIOT, n.

A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.

The sea of idiots is vast indeed.

by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004

Idiot on a stick

Someone so dumb u can’t stand even being around then

You are so dumb you are actually a idiot on a stick get away from me

by Nsacccccxcc December 5, 2019

Idiot eyes

Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.

"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."

by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011

band of idiots

A group of people trying to work together as a team but failing miserably because they are each so obsessed with their own goals that their failure is worse than if they were alone. Like an orchestra of people with no conductor, no sheet music and none of them know how to play their instruments but they are intent on playing as hard as they can. Opposite of synergy. The sum of the parts is less than one of the parts.

I had no idea just how obsessed they were and the extreme obsession with what they were trying to do but how badly they failed. It was a band of idiots.

by cryog September 11, 2016

Idiot Fatigue

The tired feeling you get from putting up with stupid people all day.

Man, I dealt with so much stupid crap today I'm exhausted, must be idiot fatigue.

by Unknown_Fury June 24, 2010

Smart idiot

Daphne.
A person who is very book smart, but has little to no common sense

Daphne is a smart idiot

by Smart idiot October 19, 2021

Idiot Fever

1. Having the desire to shop for something that you can’t afford or not ready to purchase. Usually a large ticket item.

2. Purchasing something that you should have never purchased.

1. Wow!! I can’t believe they asked me to show them that house, they just lost their jobs. Fuck man, they must have Idiot Fever.

2. I can’t believe I bought that watch for $4000. I must have had Idiot Fever.

by CheTaylor September 7, 2020