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human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.
Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..
by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019
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Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.
We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.
by Harry Bird September 13, 2010
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Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
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human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.
Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.
by Rooooob June 6, 2007
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Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.
"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"
by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021
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human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016
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human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless
Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...
by parleton May 21, 2011
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