human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

human heart

The act of squooshing ones facial cheeks, with the palms of your hands pushing up and in. This then creates the shape of a human heart.

Rob squooshed Brynn's cheeks and her face looked kind of like a human heart.

by Rooooob June 6, 2007

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009

Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.

"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"

by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021