Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.

The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.

by nitram June 3, 2018

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.

Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.

by Mrs. Montgomery Eklickson May 27, 2017

Human billboards

People who collect in standouts at rotaries or on overpasses with campaign signs. Sometimes to advertise a menu, or just a sale.

(i guess it is a New England thing)

Look at that human billboard

by wickedNH February 6, 2004

human syringe

The act one vigorously removing your penis from your partner during anal and from suction causing their poop to be pulled out as well. In extreme cases poop will flow out like a water fountain, blasting the penetrator.

Yo bro, I accidentally human syringed my girl at my place and I’ve been cleaning shit off the walls for days..

by Brown-sugar-beauty October 1, 2019

Human Lasagna

Have a woman lay on her side, then you promptly Jizz into her vagina, causing a creampie. afterwards you will puke onto her vagina, creating the human lasagna

Steve: How should me and Stacy spice up our sexlife?
Dan: Have you tried the human Lasagna?

by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019

Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.

That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.

by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009

Human Zamboni

In figure skating, a competitor who falls alot and ends up cleaning the ice with their butt.

Kristy Yamaguchi's routine was going great until she fell, and she started sliding around the ice like a Human Zamboni!

by dberto April 3, 2009