5 finger dismount

When you take a chick to her place then to pound town. "accidentally" Blow your load in her hair or eyes. When she runs off to clean up, get dressed quick and grab something random on the way out.

-"Dude, is this the blender you grabbed from Julie's place?"
"Hell Yeah, 5 Finger Dismount"
-"You know she had to go to the ER right?"
"Smoothie?"

by 34xx34 December 15, 2013

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Mustache Finger?

A friendly taunt of gesture made to a friend for no other reason than you can and its funny.

Put your index finger sideways under someones nose and say "mustache finger?" if you succeed and get them you will win bro points... if they somehow avoid your attempt they get bro points.

by Slang Master Zen November 18, 2014

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Fat Finger Battle

Type words on a mobile Phone with mistakes, because of the tiny touchpad, and having a hard time correcting them, typo's so to say.

haha silky woman/man, uff... see, already a ffb "fat finger battle"? that was supposed to mean "silly".

by surasak86 June 5, 2014

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Cincinnati Finger Painting

When you're fingering a chick and realize she's on her period so you pull your fingers out and wipe them on her. The Cincinnati reference is to the city's baseball team, the Reds.

Julie was on her rag so I did some Cincinnati Finger Painting.

by Kris.B. May 19, 2015

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Shit Finger

When you have low budget toilet paper and your finger or thumb breaks through on the wipe and you get a nice smear of shit on your finger.

My wife bought the low budget toilet paper again and I went in for the wipe and broke right through giving me a nice case of shit finger.

by Cosmo88 January 11, 2016

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Dusty Finger

The process in which you finger so many assholes your finger begins to discolor and turn into a brown tint regardless of how many times you wash it; causing you to get a Dusty Finger.

Person 1: Did you see Sams finger?
Person 2: No I didn't what's wrong with it?
Person 1: He got that Dusty Finger.
Person 2: Damn...

by IVIrCoolGuy November 12, 2017

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