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forktard

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.
Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.
by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006
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Forked The Lawn

Doing something really stupid and pointless that some morons think is really fucking funny
"Putting forks on the lawn of the school for our senior prank was really a grwat move moron. You really forked the lawn on this one."
by Ya Dude 2010 May 14, 2010
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Forklift

When a guy is mastibating two gurls at the same time.

Girl A & Girl B loved going down on there Guy
The guy's roommates mind was blown when he looked down from the balcony and saw
The two gurls Ooral his roommate
While his roommate was "Forklift" ing the gurls ♡
An aerial view of two Gurls giving Ooral while he "Forklift's" both of them looks like a ♡ heart shape
Forklift Skiing Skiing for Gurls Female Mastibation Siriri Queira
by MB_Dude August 26, 2013
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forkosherea

forkosh fused with mannarea
one of forkoshes most lethal forms
he is almost unbeatable at this stage of power
mannarea plus forkosh equals forkosherea!
by i am zam February 16, 2003
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Forkitz

The type of guy you can tell is always kinky. He has that girlfriend that asks why she is even dating him. The guy that lets his girlfriend live with him. The guy that everyone is annoyed by how kinky they are. A Guy that livestreams like Forkitz at Beam.pro/forkitz.
Wow that guy is such a forkitz
by Mitspooky1252 March 30, 2017
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ForkKnife

the best game in the world its better than PanG
meme boy:Yo Jay have you played ForkKnife yet?
Me: nope to busy playing marco cart
by J T P September 20, 2018
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Alabama Forklift

The act of when a girl and her two male cousins perform a stunt in which they try to lift her up with nothing but their erect penises.
Cletus: Howdy fellur, i gave my cousin christine an Alabama Forklift with Leeroy on sunday,

Fellur: Well aint that dandy, i tried that with my Mom, snapped my dick in two.
by Dickfingers69 September 4, 2018
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